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fuck'em if they can't take a joke.

personal transportation


Monday, Sept. 09, 2002
i now have a home portal.

there is tech support in case my portal does not work.

my portal is about eight inches tall with three green lights on it.

i feel important now that i have my own portal.

it hasn't taken me anywhere yet, but i assume i've got to get to know it better. that's a pity though since i've got to go to the grocery store. i'm sure that would be a shorter trip if i were to take my home portal.

:: 8:42 pm ::

now playing... the paper chase (hide the kitchen knives)

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