punchline.

so, i was just thinking about this story that boy used to tell. it was one of his favorites to show off his mastery of the one liners:
i think he was in high school. this girl that he knew was on house-arrest, grounded and all that. for some reason she was flipping out and wanted him to go over to his house. so him and his friend went over to keep her company. they were just hanging out, and she needed to shower. she excused herself, and went up to take a shower.
a few minutes later, he hears her calling to him.
"what?!"
"come here?"
so being the concerned fellow that he was, he went up.
"what?"
"come in the bathroom!"
he stepped in and it was steamy and warm. the shower was still going, and he was a bit hesitant.
suddenly the girl whipped back the shower curtain, half smiling. she said, "so what do you think?" she was standing all dripping wet and naked.
not missing a fuckin beat, he said, "i didn't know you aren't a natural blonde."
she started yelling at him, and he left laughing his ass off.
funny and mean. funny because it's mean. christ, i love that story.