snowball's chance.

my bobbing head pee-wee on the dashboard of my car is melting into quite a deformed souvenir of my youth.

i reached into my glove box for a jolly rancher ... there was nothing jolly about the goo i found.

one of my cats, the illustrious dr. gonzo, has made a permanent indentation in the floor in front of the fan.

yes, it's fucking morbid here.

all you jerks up north will pay this winter. oh yes, you will pay.