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fuck'em if they can't take a joke.

Archives

Friday, Dec. 24, 2004 :: christmas is for suckers.

Thursday, Dec. 23, 2004 :: 1953 to now. (for my pa)

Wednesday, Dec. 22, 2004 :: you are a reader. i am the read.

Saturday, Dec. 18, 2004 :: today, we fly.

Thursday, Dec. 16, 2004 :: i have completely left the building.

Wednesday, Dec. 15, 2004 :: ink me.

Tuesday, Dec. 14, 2004 :: two and a half weeks of counting small things.

Tuesday, Dec. 14, 2004 :: mixed metaphors, stage left.

Monday, Dec. 13, 2004 :: commencing and sleeping well.

Friday, Dec. 10, 2004 :: knotted and tied.

Thursday, Dec. 09, 2004 :: this is to confirm your reservation.

Friday, Dec. 03, 2004 :: consulted in its composition.

Thursday, Dec. 02, 2004 :: the whole kit-n-kaboodle.

Tuesday, Nov. 30, 2004 :: loss of color.

Tuesday, Nov. 30, 2004 :: it's not that i don't trust you....

Thursday, Nov. 25, 2004 :: gracious and open.

Tuesday, Nov. 23, 2004 :: there was a birthday of twenty five years.

Thursday, Nov. 18, 2004 :: since then.

Thursday, Nov. 18, 2004 :: stomach knots.

Thursday, Nov. 18, 2004 :: memories of not caring (or: how i display that i have no self-respect most of the time)

Monday, Nov. 15, 2004 :: and, by the way, how do we keep breathing?

Wednesday, Nov. 10, 2004 :: stranger, you mean the world to me.

Tuesday, Nov. 09, 2004 :: another notch.

Monday, Nov. 08, 2004 :: found grace, ten percent off and slightly used.

Sunday, Nov. 07, 2004 :: this old house.

Saturday, Nov. 06, 2004 :: ---

Friday, Nov. 05, 2004 :: pup and me.

Thursday, Nov. 04, 2004 :: totally crushin.

Monday, Nov. 01, 2004 :: bitchfest, straight on.

Friday, Oct. 29, 2004 :: walking home.

Thursday, Oct. 28, 2004 :: 86 years.

Monday, Oct. 25, 2004 :: punchline.

Friday, Oct. 22, 2004 :: shameless plug.

Wednesday, Oct. 20, 2004 :: cold spell.

Tuesday, Oct. 19, 2004 :: it can be trying.

Thursday, Oct. 07, 2004 :: time to get acclimated, baby

Saturday, Oct. 02, 2004 :: email the revolution.

Sunday, Sept. 26, 2004 :: a big orange bucket of sangria and so on and so forth.

Sunday, Sept. 26, 2004 :: it's the little things.

Friday, Sept. 24, 2004 :: i won't let you hold my hand tonight.

Monday, Sept. 20, 2004 :: change of pace.

Thursday, Sept. 16, 2004 :: feeling along the wall.

Friday, Sept. 10, 2004 :: see what happens when you don't think ahead?

Thursday, Sept. 09, 2004 :: dinner conversation.

Tuesday, Sept. 07, 2004 :: goodness of galway.

Monday, Sept. 06, 2004 :: teach me that i'm small.

Saturday, Sept. 04, 2004 :: green and rain.

Thursday, Aug. 26, 2004 :: buyin houses, havin babies, and gettin hitched.

Sunday, Aug. 15, 2004 :: hurricanes and lilac.

Saturday, Aug. 14, 2004 :: new hampshire, check!

Saturday, Aug. 07, 2004 :: the lake, a stack of comics, and me.

Friday, Aug. 06, 2004 :: quite an old imperfection.

Tuesday, Jul. 27, 2004 :: hole in the wall. or how i spent my summer vacation. or take your bedhead and shove it up your emoriffic ass.

Sunday, Jul. 25, 2004 :: the ritz, a mosh pit, and two fights.

Friday, Jul. 23, 2004 :: my favorite shirt, that no one ever sees except the occasional unfortunate roommate.

Thursday, Jul. 22, 2004 :: and you call yourselves enemies.

Thursday, Jul. 22, 2004 :: full meal.

Thursday, Jul. 22, 2004 :: self indulgent memo.

Wednesday, Jul. 21, 2004 :: apparently it's even funnier when i try to smile.

Wednesday, Jul. 21, 2004 :: when we meet.

Tuesday, Jul. 20, 2004 :: don't call me.

Monday, Jul. 19, 2004 :: please don't be an asshole when you grow up.

Monday, Jul. 19, 2004 :: all for me?

Saturday, Jul. 17, 2004 :: i am not your providence.

Friday, Jul. 16, 2004 :: how'd you get to be so?

Friday, Jul. 16, 2004 :: have not.

Thursday, Jul. 15, 2004 :: ya damn cherub bitch.

Thursday, Jul. 15, 2004 :: long day at work, sweetie?

Thursday, Jul. 15, 2004 :: just a little business.

Wednesday, Jul. 14, 2004 :: self abuse.

Monday, Jul. 12, 2004 :: mannerisms.

Monday, Jul. 12, 2004 :: phoenix

Monday, Jul. 12, 2004 :: quicksand beaten.

Monday, Jul. 12, 2004 :: sun days.

Saturday, Jul. 10, 2004 :: not who you think.

Saturday, Jun. 19, 2004 :: clouds look good from down here.

Saturday, Jun. 19, 2004 :: modelo, baby ... with lime.

Friday, Jun. 18, 2004 :: why are you so yellow and pale?

Tuesday, Jun. 01, 2004 :: a big chair somewhere.

Saturday, May. 29, 2004 :: why? because all that's in the fridge that belongs to me is a fourth of a block of cheese.

Saturday, May. 29, 2004 :: i don't worry, because you're probably not reading this, and anyway, next time i see you, i'll tell you myself.

Saturday, May. 22, 2004 :: babies everywhere.

Tuesday, May. 11, 2004 :: i'm still here.

Wednesday, May. 05, 2004 :: with spearmint gum and some pictures of france.

Sunday, Apr. 18, 2004 :: reason #57 that kids and i are allright.

Saturday, Mar. 20, 2004 :: tired and rejected and sick and jetlagged.

Thursday, Mar. 11, 2004 :: i will try, and try i might.

Sunday, Feb. 29, 2004 :: born at 6:23pm mountain time with eight pounds ten ounces screaming to start living.

Wednesday, Jan. 07, 2004 :: december 17, 2002 crosses my desk.

Monday, Jan. 05, 2004 :: no use telling you about how it was.

Sunday, Jan. 04, 2004 :: good to the last word.

Friday, Jan. 02, 2004 :: what do i say when i know you're right?


summer 2002
austin called, fall 2002.
winter 2003.
middle of 2003.
summer to fall 2003.
ending 2003.
2004 rains.
mmmmm 2005.


stories in series.
"somewhere other than inside the out there."
griggs.
the saints.